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Writer's Block: Past the expiration date

What's in your refrigerator right now?

  • Cherry Kool-Aid
  • Sun tea
  • Cheese (pepper jack and american)
  • The family box of hotdogs
  • Beer
  • Water
  • Taco shells
  • Eggs
  • Yogurt
  • Ketchup, mustard, soy sauce, cocktail sauce, ect.
  • Lettuce
  • Red apples
  • Grapes
  • Oranges
  • Tuna

And that's it.

Writer's Block: No more knock-knock jokes!

What's the most embarrassing thing your parents ever said or did in front of you, in public?



There are way too many, to just pick one, haha.
The most recent was yesterday. We were at Wal-Mart when my mom really let one rip. Then she goes on and on (very loud) how I should excuse myself and maybe go check myself in the bathroom. Ugh.

China, baby.

Dear China,

 
           I am sorry, but we both need to move on. It is very hard for me to do this. I know it is for the best, though. No one wants us together. I just don't see us working, without any support.

Sincerely,

Kali Jean



Writer's Block: Passing the time

What's your favorite thing to do on long car rides?

I actually loveee long car rides, even though I get car sick really bad. haha. But I love to just look out the window and see everything and "jam" out to music with my little sister.

Sad

I try so hard to make you people happy, while I push myself to the end of the line. When will it be enough? When will you be satisfied?

Writer's Block: In the jungle

Which animal would you choose to be for a day, and why?

I would want to be a house cat or any bird that can fly.
  • House Cat- If I were a cat I could just lay around the house all day, not a care in the world.
  • Bird- I could fly.

Shugga Daddy

I don't want to go to work today. Today is the perfect day to just lay in bed and watch chick flick after chick flick. I need a Shugga Daddy.

Writer's Block: Above and beyond

What do you think happens after you die?

Hopefully, we all go to Heaven and begin our eternal life. I hope...

Writer's Block: BFFs

If you were in solitary confinement for the rest of your life, and you discovered a cockroach in your room, would you kill it or make it your friend?

I would defiantly make it my friend.
Sike.
I am actually really scared of bugs, so I would kill it.

I want...

I want you to love me and I want to love you back. I want to wake up next to you everyday. I want to make you your favorite breakfast. I want to send you off to work and the kids to school.  I want to clean the house for when you get home, even though I know the children  will  make it a mess by the time they are off to bed. I want to make dinner, everyday.  I want to sit around the table as a family and eat, as Spot runs under the table looking for dropped food. I want to tuck every child  into bed, with you. I want to fall asleep in your arms.

I want to Puke.